Monday, February 22, 2010

When My Hosiery Unravels, I Know What To Do

I like having an endless supply of women’s stockings. If I get a hole in one pair, it’s so much nicer to not have to worry and just pick up another out of my purse rather than go out to the store and buy a new pair. You may think that’s a little odd, but here’s a story about what happened one day when I was on my way to work.

I headed out of my house and didn’t realize a small thread in my sheer tights was loose, and that it was unraveling behind me as I walked. On the subway, a little boy actually followed this womens stockings trail and found himself looking almost up my skirt. His mother came running over, and said, “Leave that women’s stockings alone, Jeremiah!” And this cute little boy looked up at me his eyes bubbling with tears, and he started crying. Loudly. The entire subway looked at us, and focused on my ripped stocking. Needless to say, I was mortified.

So I stay fully ‘stocked’ with legaacy.com. They have all of my hosiery needs – from opaque stockings and sheer tights to a huge variety of women’s leotards in every color. And they have all my favorite brands. So if you don’t want your women’s stockings to make a fool of you, head to Legaacy.

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